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SEASON 1

Theme music by Shelly Palmer. 

• 001. Pilot – 9/17/1996
  • The daily operations of the New York City mayor’s office are supervised by Deputy Mayor Mike Flaherty (Michael J. Fox). Mayor Randall Winston’s (Barry Bostwick) staff also includes Press Secretary Paul Lassiter (Richard Kind), to whom everyone lies and plays jokes on, City Hall chief of staff Stuart Bondek (Alan Ruck), speech writer James Hobert (Alexander Chaplin), Mike’s secretary Janelle Cooper (Victoria Dillard), and office worker Nikki Faber (Connie Britton). With the city in the midst of a garbage strike, the Mayor makes it even worse when he tells a report that he ‘must be drunk’ when he asks the Mayor if he would march in the gay pride parade. Amidst a barrage of bad press, Mike also contends with his personal life when he realizes that his girlfriend, reporter Ashley Schaeffer (Carla Gugino), has let her lease lapse on her apartment. Although she has been staying with Mike for a year and a half, he becomes paralyzed with fear at the thought of living together. She responds by saying they should take a break from each other.  Mike’s idea to combat the bad press for the mayor is to have James’s claim to be a gay staffer. When the Mayor is deeply criticized by gay activist Carter Heywood (Michael Boatman), Mike decides to give him a job on the mayor’s staff to help be the conservative Mayor’s liberal voice. Mike decides to not only live with Ashley but to get their own new apartment together. Taylor Stanley is the young cheerful intern Karen. 9/21/16

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THESE FRIENDS OF MINE – SEASON 1 – ABC

NOTE: This series began under the title “These Friends of Mine” for the first season, before changing the title to “Ellen” to avoid confusion with the TV series “Friends.”

Created by Neal Marlens, Carol Black, and David S. Rosenthal.

Theme music composed by W.G. Snuffy Walden

• 001. Pilot – 3/29/1994
  • Ellen Morgan (Ellen Degeneres) works at the bookstore Buy the Book in Los Angeles, where she lives with her male roommate friend Adam Green (Arye Gross). While waiting at the California DMV with Ellen, her friend Holly Jamison (Holly Fulger) meets a man in line named Roger Konig (William Bumiller) and gets a date with him. Ellen is unsatisfied with her license photo because she was talking while it was taken. Their other friend Anita (Maggie Wheeler) works with Roger’s roommate and gives her inside information on Roger, including the fact that he barks during sex. When a cashier (Giovanni Ribisi) mistakes Ellen’s license for her husband’s, she decides to return for another photo, this time dressed nicely. This too goes awry when the photographer (Matt Landers) gets a phone call while taking it, and again captures her talking. Ellen rips up both licenses. Anita continues to gather information, first that Holly had broccoli on her face during dinner, and then that Roger plans to leave her after sleeping with her. Ellen leaves a message on her answering machine telling her that he is a slimeball and that she needs to leave him, and then she, Anita, and Adam head over to stop her. When they arrive, they hear Roger barking, but then overhear him tell her that he had planned to leave him, but now is falling in love. They then knock on the door and Ellen attempts to take the answering machine, but she ends up playing the message. Holly then throws Roger out, but admits to her friends that she planned to dump Roger after sleeping with him anyway. Shaun Duke and Lois Viscoli are customers in line. 9/20/16

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SEASON 1 – CBS

Theme song: “Nice Work if You Can Get It” by George and Ira Gershwin, sung by Cybill Shepherd

• 001. Virgin, Mother, Crone – 1/2/1995
  • Los Angeles actress Cybill Sheridan (Cybill Shepherd) is being relegated to small roles as she gets older, including a vampire film in which she can’t stop laughing at Stefan (Victor Rivers) playing the vampire. Cybill lives with her sixteen-year-old daughter Zoey (Alicia Witt), whose father, author Ira Woodbine (Alan Rosenberg), has recently divorced Cybill, and now he is in the process of trying to win her back. Cybill’s first ex-husband is stuntman Jeff Robbins (Tom Wopat), and they have an adult daughter Rachel Blanders (Dedee Pfeiffer) who is married to Kevin and has just announced that she is pregnant. Cybill accepts a date with a man named Teddy (Tim Matheson) whom she meets while in traffic. Cybill’s best friend is alcoholic Maryann Thorpe (Christine Baranski), who has also recently divorced her husband Dr. Dick. Despite trying to win Cybill back, Ira is dating a much younger woman named Cat (Cindy Ambuehl) and they plan to take Zoey to a rap concert. Zoey is dating an college boy named Kelly (Ivan Sergei), which Cybill is against and warns Zoey vehemently about. As it starts to sink in that she is becoming a grandmother, Cybill decides to sleep with Teddy on the third date to prove her vitality… but Teddy is unable to perform. Cybill is then called to pick up Zoey who has been dumped by Kelly when he finds out how old she is. Cybill decides to be more grandmotherly and not give her a big speech but be more compassionate. Cybill gets a bit on Hart to Hart, acting with Robert Wagner (himself) and Stefanie Powers (herself). Tim Maculan is the waiter. John David Conti is the detective in Hart to Hart. 9/19/16 Read the rest of this entry »

SEASON 1

Created by James Komack

Theme song: “Chico and the Man” composed and performed by Jose Feliciano

• 001. Pilot – 9/13/1974
  • Ed Brown (Jack Albertson) is a grouchy mechanic who runs a garage in East Los Angeles, California, but is disgruntled about the way his life is going following the death of his wife Margaret and the fact that the neighborhood is being overrun by Mexicans, causing him to drink too much and have frequent arguments with God. After rudely serving one customer (King Moody), he is visited by a local young Mexican named Chico Rodriguez (Freddie Prinze) who has grown up in the neighborhood admiring Ed and is now looking to work for him. Ed has no interest and asks him to leave, but Chico keeps hanging around and coming with ideas on how to grow the business. He even gives away a hubcap to one customer (Rodolfo Hoyos Jr.) in order to advance public relations, but later admits to Ed that he took it from the other side of the customer’s car. Ed makes it clear that he wants Chico to leave, so he finally take the hint and goes. The next morning he finds that Chico has spent all night in the garage and has moved into the van that Ed is storing in it. No matter what he says, he can’t convince Chico to leave. Two officers (Jerry Fogel, Sidney Clute) show up and start to arrest Chico for a robbery, but Ed comes to his defense and tells the officers that he not only was there all night, but that he works for him as well. He tells Chico that he only did it because he doesn’t want any trouble, again asking him to leave. After Chico leaves a Spanish ‘margarita’ in Ed’s liquor bottle in reference to Ed’s wife Margaret, Ed decides to keep him on. The hubcap customer returns and needs another hubcap. 9/16/20

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SEASON 1 – NBC

Created by David Swift

Theme music by Bernard Green

• 000. Peepers – UNAIRED PILOT 1952
  • Robinson J. Peepers arrives at Jefferson City’s junior high school to begin his teaching assignment in the general science department. He meets the principal Mr. Gurney and finds out that he has arrived six months too early and his services won’t be required until the following Fall when an additional wing is built and a new class is added. Peepers is mistaken for a student by the nurse (Helen Wagner) and swept into Miss Dean’s music class. Mr. Gurney rescues him and allows him to stay at the school and assigns him to work with the existing science teacher Mr. Wadd, who would prefer to work alone. Wadd assigns Peepers menial tasks such as sharpening pencils and cleaning the equipment. When Wadd finds out that Mrs. Deen would rather sit with Peepers than go to lunch with him, he convinces Principal Gurney that he can handle the extra classroom and that Peepers is not needed. Gurney concurs and reluctantly lets Peepers go, inviting him to have lunch before he leaves. Wadd steals Peepers’ seat, and as Peepers is making his way to another table, he accidentally knocks off Wadd’s toupee, making him the laughing stock of the lunchroom. Wadd ends up disappearing in shame, so Principal Gurney assigns Peepers to take over the class. Walter Matthau plays the part of Coach Charlie Burr, although he is credited onscreen as David Tyrell. Betty Sinclair plays Miss Jellison. Penny Santon is the cook. 12/30/14

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