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Archive for 2000

Scrubs

Saturday, September 16th, 2000

SEASON 1 – NBC

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Created by Bill Lawrence

Theme song: “Superman” performed by Lazlo Bain

  • 001. My First Day – 10/2/2001
    • Jonathan “J.D.” Dorian (Zach Braff) prepares for his first day as a medical intern at Sacred Heart Hospital in an inner city in California. His good friend Chris Turk (Donald Faison), with whom he roomed in college and medical school, is also starting as an intern, but as a surgical intern, a group that has a friendly rivalry with the medical interns. J.D. thinks he is losing Chris’ friendship when he decides not to room with him. J.D.’s mentor Dr. Percival “Perry” Cox (John C. McGinley) is quite sarcastic and hard on J.D., especially when he has to rely on Nurse Carla Espinosa (Judy Reyes) to perform a routine IV placement. J.D. also strikes up a flirtatious interest in medical intern Elliot Reed (Sarah Chalke), with whom he gets an immediate date – but then cancels after she doesn’t reciprocate helping him with an answer to a question during rounds asked by the seemingly friendly Chief of Medicine Dr. Bob Kelso (Ken Jenkins). J.D. has a hard night his first night on-call, and one of his patients actually dies. He ends up on the bad side of Kelso, who berates him for wanting to help a patient without insurance and asking to bypass requesting the permission of a family to perform an autopsy on the patient he lost. He also runs afoul of the hospital janitor (Neil Flynn) by making small talk about a broken door. Some friction develops between Carla and Elliot, after Elliot makes a snide comment about Carla having a sexual encounter with J.D. in the on-call room. In the end, it is Dr. Cox whom J.D. realizes is the ‘good guy’ when he talks him through inserting a chest tube. Chris changes his mind about rooming with J.D. and also tells him that he is scared to death by his job on a daily basis. Elliot helps J.D. out by arranging the autopsy for the patient who died…and gives him a kiss on the cheek. Sam Lloyd stars as hospital attorney Ted Buckland. Aloma Wright is Nurse Laverne Roberts. Robert Maschio is ‘high-fiver’ Todd Quinlan. Matt Winston is Dr. Jeffrey Steadman. 9/16/14

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Here’s Lucy

Saturday, September 16th, 2000

SEASON 1 – CBS

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Theme music by Wilbur Hatch

NOTE: Although the premise was completely changed, this series was a continuation of the series “The Lucy Show,” as Lucille Ball opted to end that show and re-format it to include her children as part of the cast

  • 001. Mod, Mod Lucy – 9/23/1968
    • Lucy Carter (Lucille Ball) is a widow living in Los Angeles with her two children Craig (Desi Arnaz Jr.) and Kim (Lucie Arnaz), working at Carter’s Unique Employment Agency under her boss and brother-in-law Harrison Otis Carter (Gale Gordon), who is constantly exasperated with Lucy’s antics. The agency gets contracted form an important client named Mr. Caldwell (Lew Parker) to hire a band for his daughter Laurie’s (Nancy Roth) birthday party. Lucy suggest her kids’ band, with Craig on drums and Kim on vocals. Harry agrees to use them at the rate of $50, but Kim loses her voice while surfing and getting caught in the rain. Lucy takes over her role and performs the song All Alone and a dance to the song I Know a Place at the party in her mod attire, much to the delight of the partygoers and ire of Harry. Doris Singleton portrays Carter’s secretary Miss Doris Singleton. Nancy Howard is Mrs. Caldwell. Ludy’s singing voice is provided by Carole Cook9/16/14

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Dragnet

Friday, September 15th, 2000

SEASON 1 – NBC

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Created by Jack Webb

This series is the second version of the show of the same name, which originally aired between 1951-1959, itself a spin-off of the radio program of the same name that broadcast between 1949-1957

Theme song: “Dragnet” (aka “Badge 714”) by Walter Schumann

  • 001. The LSD Story – 1/12/1967
    • Detectives Joe Friday (Jack Webb) and his partner Bill Gannon (Harry Morgan) work for the Los Angeles Police Department and are on the trail of a new hallucinogenic drug known as LSD that is gaining popularity, particularly among juveniles. They respond to a call reporting a juvenile in MacArthur Park who has painted his face and is chewing the bark off of a tree. When they arrive, they find his head buried in the ground. He is Benjie Carver (Michael Burns), but he goes by the name of “Blue Boy.” His parents (Robert Knapp, Eve Brent) rush to his aid and demand that he is released, but they hold him under a generic law for minors. Of concern is the fact that there are no laws against LSD on the books yet. But once the law passes, Friday and Gannon are able to get information from two girls, Sandra (Sheri Lee Bernath) and Edna Mae (Heather Menzies), to lead them to an acid party in the Hollywood Hills. They arrest all parties for being under the interest, but it is a pharmacist who has sold empty pill capsules that leads them to the location of Blue Boy, who is found dead from an overdose at the scene of his apartment. Art Balinger is Captain Lou Richey, Alfred Shelly is Sgt. Dominic Carr, Olan Soule is Ray Murray, George Fenneman is the main title announcer, and John Stephenson is the narrator. 9/15/14

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The Middle

Friday, September 15th, 2000

SEASON 1 – ABC

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  • 001. Pilot – 9/30/2009
    • Frances “Frankie” Heck (Patricia Heaton) is a middle-aged mother living in Orson, Indiana, and working as a used car saleswoman while trying to raise a family with her husband Mike (Neil Flynn). Their oldest son Axl (Charlie McDermott) is a sarcastic loner who rarely comes out of his room and when he does only wears his boxers, their daughter Sue (Eden Sher) is an awkward teen who has trouble fitting in, and their youngest son Brick (Atticus Shaffer) is a quirky misfit who whispers to himself and whose best friend is his bookbag. We meet Frankie stranded in the middle of a rural road with no cell phone reception wearing a Super Woman outfit. She recounts the actions that led her there, primarily that Brick told her that she needed to dress that way for his book report – which turns out to not be until the following week – and a customer named Gail (Amy Farrington) steals the car from her during a test drive and leaves her stranded. Also Sue tries out for the show choir and gets accepted, but her family later finds out that she is just part of the crew. While posing for a picture that her mother is taking, she wrecks the performance by not putting a box step in the right location. Axl gets suspended from the football team for calling the coach a moron. Chris Kattan is Frankie’s friend and co-worker Bob, Brian Doyle-Murray is her boss Mr. Ehlert, Peter Breitmeyer is her work nemesis Peter Miller, Jeanette Miller is Aunt Edie, Frances Bay is Aunt Jenny, and Patricia Belcher is Brick’s teacher Mrs. Rettig. Bob Clendenin is the voice on the car lot P.A. 9/15/14

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Jennifer Falls

Wednesday, August 30th, 2000

SEASON 1 – TV Land

Created by Matthew Carlson

Theme music by Chris Allen Lee

  • 001. Pilot – 6/4/2014
    • High-powered California investment banker Jennifer Doyle (Jaime Pressly) is expecting a promotion to Senior Vice President at Bale Capital, but instead her boss Don Hirsh (Jeffrey Tambor) and his lackey Clay (Patrick Fabian) let her go due to her anger issues. She and her teenage daughter Gretchen (Dylan Gelula) burn through their savings, and soon Jennifer is forced to get rid of her condo and move in with her mother Maggie (Jessica Walter). She also takes a job working in the bar run by her brother Wayne (Ethan Suplee) and his wife Stephanie (Nora Kirkpatrick). She asks her mother about her old friend Dina Simac (Missi Pyle), and she tells her that Dina doesn’t want to see her. She later runs into Dina at the bar, and Dina is forced to admit that things are not right between them, but expects Jennifer to know the reason. She does meet a nice guy named Ethan (Tommy Dewey) at the bar who has two daughters. Stephanie seems to want to lecture Jennifer about everything, and starts to drive Jennifer crazy. Jennifer tries to look for a more suitable job at an employment agency, but the ladies there, Ronnie (Cleo King) and Doreen (Jaime Moyer) only make fun of her when the learn that Jennifer used to make $250K a year. Jennifer’s mother is a counselor and offers to make Jennifer her patient. Jennifer has to wait on Dina’s table along with her L.A. Lesbians softball team. Jennifer forces Dina to tell her why she is mad at her, and Dina tells her it is because she changed. Dina needed her help by just being a friend when she went through her divorce, but Jennifer just threw money at the problem by giving her a gift card for a massage. Jennifer promises to start over like the old days and re-build the foundation of their friendship. Stephanie is just upset that Jennifer is taking a break from work so soon to talk to her. Gretchen and her mother chat about their new situation, and Gretchen is supportive and tells her that maybe things are happening in their lives as they should. Amanda Olmstead is Maggie’s new secretary Lorna. Trevor Larcom is the pinata boy Connor. Elizabeth Anna is Sandy with the L.A. Lesbians. Rachel DeGenaro is Connie from H.R. 8/31/22

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