The Terrible Catsafterme

Brad's Musings and Meanderings

random acts of quoting

"Dinosaurs scare you. They're doing the burp" - Ashleigh

Archive for 2000

Green Acres

Saturday, August 12th, 2000

SEASON 1 – CBS

green

Created by Jay Sommers

This series was based on the short-lived radio program “Granby’s Green Acres” which aired in 1950. In addition, the series was created to be a sister series that existed in the same universe as the series “Petticoat Junction”

Theme song composed by Vic Mizzy, sung by Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor

  • 001. Oliver Buys a Farm – 9/15/1965
    • Narrator John Daly (himself) tells the story of Oliver Wendell Douglas (Eddie Albert) who as a young boy (Jackie Jones) is encouraged by his father (Eddie Albert) to become a prominent lawyer, despite that fact that young Oliver’s aspirations lie with farming. He eventually does become a successful lawyer living on Park Avenue in New York City, but still longs for the farm life. He tries to convince his wife Lisa (Eva Gabor) to move, but she in turn suggests that he try growing some crops on the apartment terrace. Oliver eventually finds some cheap farmland in the town of Hooterville, where he visits and meets the operate of the General Store Sam Drucker (Frank Cady), the manager of the Shady Rest Hotel “Uncle Joe” Carson (Edgar Buchanan), pig farmer Fred Ziffel (Hank Patterson), and the conductor of the Hooterville Cannonball Floyd Smoot (Rufe Davis). He ends up purchasing the old Haney Farm, much to the surprise of everyone in town. Lisa is inconsolable when she finds out and enlists Oliver’s mother Eunice (Eleanor Audley) to talk him out of it. Eventually Lisa agrees to give the farm a try for six months. When they pull up to the ramshackle dwelling, he tells her that he’s named the farm “Green Acres.” Willis Buchey is Oliver’s former boss Mr. Felton. 8/17/15

    Read the rest of this entry »

The Monkees

Friday, July 14th, 2000

SEASON 1 – NBC

Created by Bob Rafelson and Bert Schneider

Opening theme: “(Theme from) The Monkees” written by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart, performed by The Monkees

  • 001. Royal Flush – 9/12/1966
    • The Monkees (themselves – Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork, Michael Nesmith) are a struggling band trying to make a name for themselves in Los Angeles. One day while visiting the beach, Davy saves a struggling girl from drowning when the raft that her Uncle Otto gave to her loses air. Her Uncle Otto (Theo Marcuse) happens to be nearby with his chauffeur Sigmund (Vincent Beck). The Archduke Otto informs Davy that he has rescued Princess Bettina of Harmonica (Katherine Walsh) and warns him to stay away. Because she leaves with his jacked, and because he is concerned for her safety, Davy tells the other guys and they stakeout the hotel where they are staying. They trick a chambermaid (Ceil Cabot) out of the room next to the royal chambers. They then phone Otto and ask him to come next door so they can show him the thrones they are selling. While Micky, Peter, and Michael keep him and Sigmund busy, Davy sneaks in and plays a recording they made of Otto planning to poison Bettina that night at her 18th birthday ball, at which time she will become the queen. During a musical interlude of This Just Doesn’t Seem to Be My Day, and Bettina spend a romantic morning on the beach, Sigmund pursues Micky, while Peter digs a hole for Otto to fall into. Sigmund follows them back to their apartment, and he calls Otto and they confront the Monkees and threaten to kill Battina. Davy tells them that she has sent a letter back to Harmonica stating that if she doesn’t show up to her ball, it is because Otto killed her. Otto takes her to the ball, and leaves Sigmund to watch over the Monkees. They eventually overpower him and head to the ball, where Davy sword fights him to the music of Take a Giant Step. Just as Otto is about to kill Davy, Peter announces that it is midnight, and Bettina is now the queen. She has Otto arrested and all live happily ever after.  The Monkees return to the hotel which they find the chambermaid now owns. With the episode a minutes short, the Monkees are interviewed by one of the series creators (Bob Rafelson) to fill the time. Director James Frawley is the voice on the phone.. Dick Wilson appears unbilled as a waiter at the ball. NOTE: Songs were substituted for summer reruns (You Told Me and The Girl I Knew Somewhere) and Saturday morning (Apples, Peaches, Bananas, and Pears and You Told Me) airings to promote more current material. 7/26/20

Read the rest of this entry »

The Facts of Life

Friday, July 14th, 2000

SEASON 1 – NBC

Created by Dick St. Clair and Jenna McMahon

The series is a spin-off of the sitcom “Diff’rent Strokes”

Theme song: “The Facts of Life” written by Al Burton, Gloria Loring, and Alan Thicke. Performed by Charlotte Rae and cast (Episodes 1-6), and then by the cast minus Rae. 

  • 001. Rough Housing – 8/24/1979
    • Housekeeper Edna Garrett (Charlotte Rae) has temporarily left her job working for Phil Drummond (Conrad Bain) and his daughter Kimberly (Dana Plato) and adopted sons Willis (Todd Bridges) and Arnold Jackson (Gary Coleman) to assist at Kimberly’s private school Eastland in Peekskill, New York. As Mrs. Garrett and the girls prepare for the upcoming Harvest Ball, Mr. Drummond and the kids come to attend the ball and to ask Mrs. Garrett to return home. She promises that she will eventually. The school’s new headmaster Stephen Bradley (John Lawlor) hopes to loosen some of the long standing rules of the school, namely the curfew on the night of the ball, but one of the long-standing teachers Miss Emily Mahoney (Jenny O’Hara) objects to him. The core group of students who Mrs. Garrett is caring for include the affluent and somewhat snooty Blair Warner (Lisa Whelchel), tomboy Cindy Webster (Julie Anne Haddock), the young roller skate-wearing Dorothy “Tootie” Ramsey (Kim Fields), the portly and jovial Natalie Green (Mindy Cohn), Sue Ann Weaver (Julie Piekarski), and Nancy Olson (Felice Schachter). When Mr. Bradley inquires about who will be running for the Harvest Queen, Blair thinks her standing as winner for two-years running makes her a shoe-in, but Sue Ann also nominates Cindy. She lacks the confidence but the other girls convince her to give it a go and she finally agrees, hugging Sue Ann and telling her that she loves her for nominating her. Blair makes snide comments about her tomboyishness and goes further by insinuating that Cindy only likes girls. This gives her a crisis of confidence and she announces she is dropping out of the contest. Mrs. Garrett talks with her and convinces that everyone is different in the speed in which they bloom or take an interest in boys. Mrs. Garrett then confronts Blair and insinuates to her that she knows Blair has been with a lot of men. Blair claims to only be a tease and adamantly insists that Mrs. Garrett is unfairly judging her. Mrs. Garrett points out that this is exactly how she treated Cindy. Blair realizes her mistake and apologizes to Cindy and encourages her to run against her. Blair ends up winning, and wins over her crush Greg Hockney, but Cindy confesses that her clock began its romantic ticking when Greg saw her in the dress that Mrs. Garrett helped make for her and gave her a wink, much to Blair’s irritation. The Drummond family helps celebrate both girls’ victories. 7/25/20

Read the rest of this entry »

Designing Women

Friday, July 14th, 2000

SEASON 1 – CBS

Created by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

Theme song “Georgia on My Mind” written by Hoagy Carmichael and Stuart Gorrell, performed by Doc Severinsen

  • 001. Designing Women – 9/29/1986
    • Atlanta, Georgia based businesswomen Julia (Dixie Carter) and her younger sister Suzanne Sugarbaker (Delta Burke) combine their resources and form their own interior design company Sugarbaker & Associates. The elegant and liberal Julia acts as president at the firm, while self-centered former Miss Georgia World Suzanne holds no official title. Also investing in the partnership is Charlene Frazier (Jean Smart), a former secretary of Julia’s late husband Hayden, and Mary Jo Shively (Annie Potts), Charlene’s next-door neighbor and the main designer. As the ladies try to keep the business out of the red, Suzanne announces that her gynecologist is retiring. Mary Jo suggests the services of her ex-husband Ted (Scott Bakula), from who she was just recently divorced after helping put him through medical school. Suzanne goes to see him, and when she returns, she announces that she is now dating him. Mary Jo is livid, considering all she contributed to his career and the fact that he constantly cheated on her. Ted winds up proposing to Suzanne, and so she arranges to have Ted over so that he and Mary Jo can work out their differences. Mary Jo tells him that all she ever wanted from him was a thank you for all she did to help him. He comes through with a sincere thank you, making Mary Jo feel grateful for the whole situation. Arlen Dean Snyder is Ray Don Simpson, who hits on the women in a restaurant and is severely rebuffed. 7/24/20

Read the rest of this entry »

Californication

Friday, July 14th, 2000

SEASON 1 – Showtime

Created by Tom Kapinos

“Main Title Theme from Californication” by Tree Adams and Tyler Bates

  • 001. Pilot – 8/13/2007
    • Hank Moody (David Duchovny) is an alcoholic novelist who is suffering from writer’s block, on which he blames his hedonism and Los Angeles lifestyle after recently departing New York City. He maintains a relationship with his ex-girlfriend Karen Van Der Beek (Natascha McElhone), with whom he also has a 12-year old daughter Becca (Madeleine Martin). Hank has a dream that he goes to a church to pray for guidance and is seduced by a nun, and when he wakes up, he is in bed with Heather (Michele Nordin), the same gal who was the dream-nun Heather. Her husband (Chase Penny) comes home and he is forced to flee without his pants. From there, he meets Karen and Becca, and brings Becca home for visitation, where she finds a naked woman named Sandy Carr (Camille Langfield) in his bed. He blows her off and she accuses him of only sleeping with her to get even with her husband Todd, who had made his book God Hates Us All into the film Crazy Little Thing Called Love which he hated. Later Hank gets into a fist fight with a man (Philip Shahbaz) at the movie theater who is using a cell phone during the film. On his way home, he stops at a bookstore where he meets a girl named Mia Lewis (Madeline Zima), who is reading his book God Hates Us All. They go home together and have sex, during which she punches him twice in the face. Hank and Karen meet with Becca’s teacher Penny Lyons (Miriam T. Green) who tells them Becca is taking an interest in boys, and she caught a boy feeling her up, and she told Lyons that she didn’t know any other way to get a boy to like her. Hank meets with his best friend and agent Charlie Runkle (Evan Handler), who works with the UTK agency and tells him that Hell-A magazine has offered him a job blogging for them. They have dinner with Charlie’s wife Marcy (Pamela Adlon) and friend Meredith (Amy Price-Francis), whom he quickly insults causing her to walk out of the dinner. He meets another woman (Alison Mei Lan) before leaving the restaurant and goes home and sleeps with her. He had to run out on her when he gets a call from Karen because she was tipped off that Becca was at a party in the Palisades. They catch her getting ready to smoke pot, and Hank carries her off. Becca is furious, but Hank and Karen chat back at her place. Although Karen is engaged to a guy named Bill, Hank asks her to marry him. Before she can answer, Mia comes into the house and Karen introduces her as Bill’s 16-year old daughter. Stephen Sowan is the drunk kid. Michael H. Barnett is the gawky dweeb. 7/23/20

Read the rest of this entry »