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Archive for 2000

The Donna Reed Show

Thursday, January 27th, 2000

SEASON 1 – ABC

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Created by William S. Roberts and developed by Donna Reed and Tony Owen

Theme song: “Happy Days” by Irving Friedman, William Loose, Stu Phillips, and Hans J. Salter

  • 001. Weekend Trip – 9/24/1958
    • Donna Stone (Donna Reed) fields the complaints from her children Mary (Shelly Fabares) and Jeff (Paul Petersen), who are upset because their father Dr. Alex Stone (Carl Betz) can’t spend time with them skiing or playing chess because his job as the Hilldale pediatrician keeps him so busy. Donna suggests a weekend getaway to Owens Mountain, but he can’t justify leaving his patients behind. When Donna arranges for their friend Bo Boland (Jackie Kelk) to cover his practice, Alex informs her that he is also testifying for his friend, bank manager George Heiser (Howard Wendell), who is trying to get out of a ticket. Donna then convinces Heiser that this could bring bad publicity to the bank, so he drops the case. Then Donna’s friend Marge Whitman (Louise Lewis) reminds her that Donna was supposed to host a luncheon that weekend, but Marge takes it over. Finally Alex’s patient Edmund Barclay (Hugh Corcoran) gets sick, and Alex can’t diagnose the issue. Donna figures out that he is avoiding school to steer clear of bully Sloppy Callahan who has just moved away. She visits Edmund and his mother (Alice Reinhart) and tells him the news about Sloppy, and suddenly his health is restored. Mary goes on ahead to the lake with the McLanes, but Jeff comes down with chicken pox and they decide to cancel the trip. Donna and Alex decide to not notify Bo that the trip was canceled so that they can have some time together in front of a fire after all. 1/29/14 Read the rest of this entry »

Silver Spoons

Thursday, January 27th, 2000

SEASON 1 – NBC

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Theme song: “Together” by Rick Howard and Bob Wirth, sang by Ron Dante

  • 001. Pilot – 9/25/1982
    • Edward Stratton III (Joel Higgins) is a millionaire who has made his fortune from his toy company, and lives in a Shallow Springs, Long Island mansion, brimming with toys and electronics. His business manager Louis Morgan (Robert Picardo) and lawyer Leonard Rollins (Leonard Lightfoot) inform him that he is broke, but Edward seems unconcerned. Just then an 12-year old boy named Ricky (Ricky Schroder) shows up and claims to be Edward’s son, his mother having sent him to military school after she got re-married. Edward is glad to visit with him, but says he can’t stay. Ricky then overhears Louis discussing the money that he embezzled from Stratton, and turns him in. Edward is proud but asks his personal secretary Kate (Erin Gray) to drive him back to military school. Ricky is distraught and even more so when he is badgered by his school roommate Derek Taylor (Jason Bateman). Edward then shows up and asks Ricky to come back with him, explaining that he’d like to help Ricky be more of a kid…and Ricky to help him be more of an adult. 1/30/14

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Community

Thursday, January 27th, 2000

SEASON 1 – NBC

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Created by Dan Harmon.

Theme song: “At Least It Was Here” by The 88

  • 001. Pilot – 9/17/2009
    • Jeff Winger (Joel McHale) is a disbarred lawyer who is attending Greendale Community College in Colorado in order to try and get his license back. He tries to take advantage of a favor that he once did for faculty member Ian Duncan (John Oliver) when he got him out of a DUI, to get all of the test answers for the year. Duncan counter offers a trade of cars, and Jeff accepts. Jeff becomes attracted to student Britta Perry (Gillian Jacobs) and lures the skeptical student to a made-up Spanish study group. She invites the seemingly autistic Abed Nadir (Danny Pudi), who in turns invites along retired entrepreneur Pierce Hawthorne (Chevy Chase), middle-aged divorcee Shirley Bennett (Yvette Nicole Brown), high school dropout Annie Edison (Alison Brie), and high school football star Troy Barnes (Donald Glover). The group quickly falls apart as they begin to argue, and Britta, knowing the study group was a ruse, convinces Jeff to restore order to the group. He convinces the group that they all have common ground and that they truly are a ‘community,’ which seems to work, but Britta rejects Jeff anyway because he lied about the study group. The test answers that Jeff had obtained turn out to be blank, and the group takes pity on him and agrees to help him study. Jim Rash plays Dean Craig Pelton, Dino Stamatopoulos stars as Alex “Star-Burn” Osbourne. 1/29/14

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Hazel

Thursday, January 27th, 2000

SEASON 1 – NBC

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This series was created by Ted Key, based on his one-panel comic strip of the same name that originally appeared in “The Saturday Evening Post”

Theme music: “Hazel” by James Van Heusen (music) and Sammy Cahn (lyrics, not used)

  • 001. Hazel and the Playground – 9/28/1961
    • Hazel Burke (Shirley Booth) is the take-charge industrious maid for the Baxter family in Hydsburg, New York, led by the father George (Don DeFore), a lawyer, his wife Dorothy – aka Missy – (Whitney Blake), an interior decorator, and their son Harold (Bobby Buntrock). George is working at home on a Sunday getting paperwork together to woo potential client Mr. Pruett (Maurice Manson), a prominent citizen whose grandfather donated the local botanical gardens to the city. Hazel mentions that she had to flick a parishioner in the ear at church because he kept falling asleep, who unbeknownst to her was Mr. Pruett. Hazel then teaches Harold to place kick a football and sends it sailing into the chimney of neighbors Herbert (Donald Foster) and Harriet Johnson (Norma Varden), causing the house to fill with smoke. Hazel laments that the city doesn’t have a playground and goes to see the park commissioner Osborn Bailey (Francis De Sales) to plead that he turn the botanical gardens into one, but he says that she has to have a survey with 5000 signatures to get the proposal on the ballot. She goes onto a televised bowling competition and announces her intention to get the signatures. Pruett sees her on TV and recognizes her as the lady who flicked him, but Mrs. Pruett (Lurene Tuttle) supports Hazel and makes her husband sign the petition. In the end, Pruett Playground is dedicated and Hazel has Mr. Pruett kick a football filled with helium that winds up back in the Johnsons’ chimney. Hal Smith is the TV show announcer. 1/29/14 Read the rest of this entry »

The Jack Benny Program

Wednesday, January 26th, 2000

SEASON 1 – CBS

NOTE: This series was a spin-off of the the radio series of the same name which was broadcast until 1955. In previous incarnations the radio series had been known by the titles “The Canada Dry Ginger Ale Program” (1932-1933), “The Chevrolet Program” (1933-1934), “The General Tire Revue” (1934), “The Jell-O Program Starring Jack Benny” (1934-1942), “The Grape Nuts Flakes Program Starring Jack Benny” (1942-1944), and “The Lucky Strike Program Starring Jack Benny” beginning in 1944.

Theme song: “Love in Bloom” by Ralph Rainger, and lyrics (not used in the theme music) by Leo Robin.

  • 001. Premiere Show – 10/28/1950
    • Anheuser-Busch and Ken Murray’s program give up their time slot for the premiere episode of The Jack Benny Show presented by Lucky Strike. A bus arrives in New York City and Jack Benny (himself) is obviously on it as indicated by the man hanging his violin out the window. The Sportsmen Quartet (themselves) sing There’s No Business Like Show Business. Jack addresses the audience and introduces the first episode of his new show. He says that his radio fans have been asking him to get into television, which will bring him to New York from Beverly Hills. He says the show will be on once every eight weeks. He explains that he’s not really stingy, but rather it is a character he has played on the radio, although he admits that he’s staying in a dump in the city. The TV technician (Mel Blanc) comes onto the stage during his monologue to direct the lights and camera on how to make Jack look okay for the audience. He also says hello to his aunt. He then introduces his radio announcer Don Wilson (himself), who has been with Jack for seventeen of his nineteen years in radio. Don tells Jack that some of their jokes from radio won’t work on TV, for instance Jack’s jokes about Don’s weight won’t work now that the audience has seen him. Don does a commercial for Lucky Strike while Jack holds up the pack of cigarettes for him. Jack then starts to tell Don about how he planned for his first show, flashing back to his house in Beverly Hills, where his valet Rochester Van Jones (Eddie Anderson) sings the song My Blue Heaven as he dances and cleans he house. He then talks to his girlfriend Susie and they arrange their date for the evening. Rochester tells her that Mr. Benny is down at CBS negotiating his contract for his first TV show. When Jack gets home, his parrot Polly tells him to count the fruit, and Jack finds out that Rochester ate a banana. Jack’s friend Mr. Kitzel (Artie Auerbach) to wish Jack well with his show and trip to New York. When Kitzel asks Jack for a cigarette, Jack reveals a cigarette machine in his house. He has his housekeeper Mrs. Higgins use one of the Bendix pay washing machines to do his laundry. Jack then decides to get Dinah Shore (herself) as his first guest star. He calls her up to discuss it but doesn’t care for the price of $5000 she quotes him for her appearance. However, she sings the song I’m Yours over the phone. Jack returns to the stage and thanks Anheuser-Busch and Ken Murray (himself) for letting him have his time slot. Ken comes onto the stage to give Jack his well-wishes for the new show. Dinah Shore comes onto the stage and sings Tess’s Torch Song. Jack asks if he can accompany her with his violin, but she declines. After she finishes the song, Jack comes back on the stage and asks her to go out with him. The pair then duet the song I Ought to Know More About You. The Sportsmen Quartet join her to insert some lyrics for Lucky Strike. Jack then plays Love in Bloom on his violin, causing the audience to file out. 45 minutes. 7/28/23

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