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Saved by the Bell

Friday, November 17th, 2000

SEASON 1 – NBC

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Theme song: “Saved by the Bell” written by Scott Gale and sung by Tom Weir

NOTE: This series is a continuation of the series “Good Morning, Miss Bliss”

  • 001. Dance to the Max – 8/20/1989
    • The kids of the Palisades, California high school Bayside High are excited that Casey Kasem (himself) is bringing his Dance Party TV show to the local Max restaurant where they all hang out. Preppie student Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) and jock A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez) are competing to be dancing partners with heartthrob Kelly Kapowski (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen). Although Slater demonstrates his dancing skills, Zack still challenges him to a dance-off, despite knowing full well that he can’t dance. Zack looks to fellow friend Jessie Spano (Elizabeth Berkley), who is suffering from a confidence crisis because she is taller than all of the boys, to help teach him to dance. Meanwhile class nerd Samuel “Screech” Powers (Dustin Diamond) pursues their friend Lisa Turtle (Lark Voorhies), but she agrees to be a partner with another boy named Byron. But when Lisa sprains her ankle and Byron ditches her, Screech volunteers to be her partner. When it comes time for the dance-off, Zack declines competing for Kelly and asks Jessie to be his partner. Both couples put on a good show at the Max, but ultimately it is Lisa and Screech’s dance “The Sprain” that wins first place. Dennis Haskins is school principal Mr. Richard Belding. Ed Alonzo is Max, the magician comedian proprietor of the Max. Hamilton Camp is Mr. Margolies, the band teacher who leads the class through a rousing rendition of Bach’s Minuet in G Minor. 11/17/15

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Murphy Brown

Thursday, November 16th, 2000

SEASON 1 – CBS

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  • 001. Respect – 11/14/1988
    • Washington D.C. investigative journalist and news anchor Murphy Brown (Candice Bergen) works for CBS television news magazine FYI, and has just returned from being away at the Betty Ford Clinic where she has battled her alcoholism. Among her colleagues at the station are reporter Frank Fontana (Joe Regalbuto) and news anchor Jim Dial (Charles Kimbrough). Additions to the studio are a new young executive producer named Miles Silverberg (Grant Shaud) and a new anchor, former Miss American winner Corky Sherwood (Faith Ford). Miles impresses Murphy by getting her an interview with Bobby Powell (Tony Goldwyn), who has been accused of being in an affair with a woman running for Vice President of the United States…but with the stipulation that she can’t ask him about the affair. She refuses to agree to that, but after meeting with Bobby at Phil’s (Pat Corley) Bar, she decides that he deserves to tell his story with dignity. However, right before they go on air, Murphy senses that he is just using her show as a tool to set up a book deal later on, so she starts the interview off by immediately asking him the question. Murphy goes through two secretaries: Sherry (Mary Cadorette), who tries to give Murphy advice about journalism, and Robert (Charley Lang), who nearly has a nervous breakdown. She also hires painter Eldin Bernecky (Robert Pastorelli) to paint her house, but he is diverted by painting murals. Kathleen Freeman stars as Mrs. Caldwell. 11/16/14

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Modern Family

Thursday, November 16th, 2000

SEASON 1 – ABC

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Created by Christopher Lloyd and Steve Levitan

Theme music by Gabriel Mann

  • 001. Pilot – 9/23/2009
    • Told in mockumentary style, we meet three seemingly unrelated Los Angeles families. The first is Phil Dunphy (Ty Burrell) and his wife Claire (Julie Bowen) and their three kids Haley (Sarah Hyland), Alex (Ariel Winter), and Luke (Nolan Gould). Haley is a sophomore and has just invited a senior named Dylan Marshall (Reid Elwing) to visit her at their home, causing much worry in her parents. Meanwhile Luke has shot Alex with his rubber BB gun and as promised, Phil has to retaliate by shooting him. He ends up not being able to pull the trigger on his son, but then accidentally shoots Luke, Dylan, and himself. The second family is led by Jay Pritchett (Ed O’Neill), who has just married a much younger Colombian woman named Gloria Delgado (Sofia Vergara), who has a fifth grader named Manny (Rico Rodriguez). Manny plays soccer but is more interested in girls, and writes a poem for a 16-year old. Jay tries to discourage him, but he presents it to her only to find that she has a boyfriend. The third family is comprised of gay lovers Mitchell Pritchett (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) and Cameron Tucker (Eric Stonestreet) who had just adopted a baby named Lily (Jada Hiller and Ella Hiller) from Vietnam. They end up all coming together in the end to reveal that Mitchell and Claire are the children of Jay from a previous marriage. Although Jay discourages the adoption, he decides to support his son once he realizes they have already adopted the baby. 11/16/14

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Thursday, November 16th, 2000

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Rules of Engagement

Sunday, November 5th, 2000

SEASON 1 – CBS

Created by Tom Hertz

Theme song: “How Many Ways” performed by Senor Happy

  • 001. Pilot – 2/3/2007
    • Russell Dunbar (David Spade), a New York real estate manager meets his friend and coworker Adam Rhodes (Oliver Hudson) at the Island Diner, where Adam reveals that he has asked his girlfriend Jennifer Morgan (Bianca Kajlich) to move in with him and eventually marry him. Jennifer is friends with Audrey Bingham (Megyn Price), who has been married to Jeff (Patrick Warburton) for nearly a dozen years. Audrey hopes that Jeff will set a good example for being a husband to Adam. As Adam moves his stuff into Jennifer’s apartment, he reveals to Jeff that she had no room for his Mets memorabilia. He is also taken aback somewhat that she has already started a wedding registry, but he admits to Jeff that he is excited that she has a cake pan on it, since that implies he’ll get cake frequently. Jeff warns him that there will be no cake, nor many of the other things he is expecting, and also warns that sex has been replaced by watching The Late Show with David Letterman. Adam goes to the store and buys cake ingredients, but Jennifer tells him that she really doesn’t bake. A slight argument ensues, and it becomes apparent that Adam is having second thoughts about the proposal. Everyone goes to an art show together, mostly because of the open bar. Russell is set up on a blind date with Jennifer’s friend Karen Williams (Lauren Stamile), but while he waits for her, he flirts with the cocktail waitress Candy (Audra Blaser). Audrey is irritated with Jeff because he wants to get rid of her bike that she hasn’t used in two years, while she misses riding with him since he got rid of his bike. As he tries to figure out how to make it better. Adam is hit on by another girl at the art show named Sarah (Smith Cho). As the girl is chatting with him, he notice Jennifer across the gallery, and falls in love all over. The recognize they will have differences, but when they ask an elderly couple named Margaret (Gloria LeRoy) and Henry (Don Perry) to interpret a painting and they describe it the same way, they are convinced they will grow to see eye to eye as well. However after Adam and Jennifer walk away, Margaret berates her husband for always just saying what she says. Adam and Jennifer go home and she makes him a cake, but gives him a raincheck on sex, and suggests that he watch Letterman. Jeff is caught looking at bike sales online, but instead of selling her bike, he is looking for one of his own so they can ride together again. That earns him some love making… but only once. Despite a nice date with Karen, Russell brings Candy home. Despite staring at Karen’s business card while Candy chatters away, he tosses it aside when she asks to go at it a second time. 11/8/20

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